Welcome one and all. Dark forces unite as one. Now they've created something that even I can't control. I dub thee...
...where I bring you MSTs of various fanfics that I've come across.
12/10/05 Hmm...8 1/2 months...it took eight and a half months, but I did it, it's done! Finally, another MST. First one on the new site. Have a look.
24/01/05 Yeah, it's been a while, but I've done another MST. Why? Well it's the
MAXIMUS THEATRE'S SECOND BIRTHDAY
Hmm...the first year, I did ten. The second...well, this is the third...not much, huh? I promise to do more, this year. More than three, anyway.
Also, I've redone the fanfics so that only the f-word is censored. Of course, that means I have to put up an MA 15+ warning, which I have done. Come to think of it, I probably should have done one, sooner, not only for the language, but for the other things that force a 15+ rating.
29/11/04: It's been almost a year, but I've done another MST. Special thanks to Dan for giving me the motivation to do another of these. It's almost christmas and I might have another one done by New Year. Also, now I own "Kung Pow - Enter The Fist". Just thought I'd mention it.
14/01/04: The first one of the year, I needed one for the MaxT b/day AND christmas. So I made one for both (and then some). So sit right back and enjoy this MST, one that is so right, yet so, as "The Chosen One" from "Kung Pow - Enter The Fist" would say, BADONG!
18/12/03: Oh great. I was meaning to put it up a month ago, but I was waiting for it to be proof-read. Well, now I'm a liar. THANKS A LOT, DAN!!! ...then again, I guess I could be the blame...oh well, here it is.
Note: It's my birthday...well, not really, but, according to the dates, here, it's the
MAXIMUS THEATRE'S FIRST BIRTHDAY
(Woohoo!). And I've only done ten? I've got to get craking before the new year. I've got a b/day and a chrissy special to do. Geez, this'll be tough.
17/11/03: It's been a while, but I've finally completed another MST. #10 is ready to view. Enjoy. (One month 'til the 1st birthday, huh? Must make more!)
25/04/03: Put in another. Happy Easter. I'm not sure why I should continue to do so. It's fun to MST fics, but if nobody reads them, they're just a waste of webspace. If anyone does read them, e-mail me with C & C. Any will be appreciated.
07/03/03: I'd like to correct a mistake I made earlier (24/01/03). There wasn't three, there was only one. I guess I put them in on the 26/12/02. Oops...oh shut up, nobody's perfect.
28/02/03: Added two more. HAH! ...yeah...
24/01/03: Thought I updated this earlier, but I guess I didn't. Put in three more. Enjoy. (Note: Changed format, MSTs are now in Web form. Sorry for the inconvenience...if any.)
26/12/02: Two more added. Enjoy.
17/12/02: Put in MSTs. There's only three, so far, but there will be more.
Before you go any further, it's my duty (as manager of Maximus International (patent pending)) to inform you that these MSTs, overall, are rated:
..because there is a lot of coarse language (although I have censored the f-word), lot's of voilence, and sexual situations...of course, they're just written in the fanfics, so it's not too graphic...but I have to warn you, nonetheless.
To all of the authors of these fanfics, don't worry - the only swearing we do is at the blantantly godawful spelling (if applicable), while yelling at each other, and commenting on how Asuka Langley Sohryu, from Neon Genesis: Evangelion, is a complete and utter b-word.
If you are over 15 years old, go ahead. If your not...well...read at your own risk, becasue I won't be held responsible - I did put up fair warning.
Now that that's all out of the way...ENJOY!
THE MAXIMUS VAULT
Warning: Contains MSTs. Can't say I didn't warn ya...
001: Pokémon Master
An icy chill pervaded through the black night; cold except for the unnatural hot wind blowing south with the scent of acrid smoke.
It's my first one so don't knock it. Ace Sanchez is a fairly good fanfic writer. Let's see what my crew has to say about the first part of his epic Pokémon series, "POKÉMON MASTER"!
Riffers: Corey, Cozza, Max & Seth.
002: Missingno Strikes Back
The new life form swam to the surface. The water was murky, and a current threatened to drive it away, but it pushed on determined. Determined to live. It broke the surface with a gasping of air, though it could not breathe - it did not need to breathe.
Another fic by Ace Sanchez. A parody of the first Pokémon movie starring the 'glitch/Pokémon/No-it's-not-really-a-pokémon...or-is-it?' from the red and blue games, Missingno. Deletion is imminent.
Riffers: Jarred, David, Jessica & Dimitri.
003: New Trainer
"I'VE HEARD ABOUT CHARACTERS SO FAKE THEY WERE TWO-DIMENSIONAL BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS," Mewtwo said.
Ace Sanchez strikes again. With all the New Trainer fics, Ace decided to follow suit with what is believed to be a purposely poor fic. My guys are gonna have a field day.
Riffers: Corey, Cozza, Homer & Bohan.
004: The PenPen Chronicles 01
PenPen came out of his room. Misato bent over to hand it to him. PenPen began squawking happily into the phone as he went back into his room and closed the door.
Here is a story by Adam Friedman. I'm MSTing an NGE fic starring ... PenPen ... of all characters.
...Enjoy!
Riffers: Dimitri, Jessica, Max & Seth.
005: Cruel & Unusual Punishment
It was a beautiful day down at Supertech HQ. There were no aliens, monsters, mutants or demons to fight. All was peaceful. Quiet and peaceful.
Outside Supertech HQ, however . . . well, Rachel was there. It was utter chaos.
Welcome to the torture that is CAUP...that is 'CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT', written by my good friend, Daniel 'Mad Dan'...er, I mean 'Silent Dan', Ferguson. Be warned, the stuff in this fic will make you fall out of your computer seats. You'll never want to read a fanfic or MST again...well, this one, at least.
BTW, If you are a Sailor Moon fanatic, you probably won't like this. Have a sense of humour, it's all in good fun. No offence intended...At least not from me.
Riffers: Riffers: Corey, Cozza, David & Jarred.
006: Shinji's Problem
Sometimes he wanted to go back to his uncle's home, where everything was nice and boring. Where nothing ever really happened. Where he didn't have to live, just exist. But he couldn't go back, because he knew he would never be happy now that he had experienced what he had as a pilot. As a pilot, he was powerful. The vanguard of an elite few who had the power to protect humanity. A savior of the planet. At least he'd like to think that way.
Shinji has a problem...what else is new? Of course you'll be moderately surprised after reading this stuff. Seriously. I don't know what Ketheres Elyion was on when he/she wrote this, but I want some...wait, insomnia? No thanks, I've changed my mind.
Riffers: Corey, Cozza, David & Dimitri (Alphabetically, in that order. Go figure).
Cans in fridge: 30. ^-^
007: WeiRd hOUse 17
Jarred: Question - what fic is it?
Stiriox: Umm... (Sounds of ruffling paper) I have no idea! I can't find it here anywhere!
David: Ow. Then it must be bad.
And you thought Maximus was bad... I bring you the brain-child of Daniel 'Silent Dan' Ferguson - WeiRd hOUse! Watch as they riff a fic. Gasp as they struggle to watch 'EVALESS' without going insane. Eat as David plays Solitaire. All this and less (or is that more...no, no, it's less.) in WeiRd hOUse 17: EVALESS! Bwahahaha 'cough' 'cough'... uhh, yeeaah...
Riffers: Corey and nobody else (HAH!)
008: Shinji the Casanova - Winner of the 1st 
Award
"I cannot create Love. Only you and someone else can do that. However, I CAN give you the chance to find it."
"Mmph." Shinji sighed. "Maybe after the Tenth Impact, I'd have a chance at love."
"I can at least get you laid."
Enter Ninja Crowbotics! This fanfiction is a fantastic one. Fantastic? Or just fantastically long? You decide. Personally I think its just incredible. Read and find out how incredible I think it is as my guys riff "Shinji the Casanova" by Strike Fiss.
Warning: It contains WAFF!
Riffers: Corey, Homer, Bohan and Jarred.
Cans in fridge: 26 (As of after the MST)
009: Evangelion II D.E.L.T.A. Invasion 01
He moved back a few days ago at Nerv and is now ready to battle the new threat. Tom's ability to pilot an Evangelion unit is incredible, and the new Eva-03 performs a whole lot better than the older model.
D.E.L.T.A. has invaded the theatre...whatever it is. This is a semi-adequate fanfic starring Tom Dyron, the 'super kid'. He's a kickboxer, guitarist, skateboarder, hacker, singer...and now he's an Eva pilot. Figures. See why, as I riff a fic where Tom Dyron, along with a cast of OOC characters, go to school, pass sync. tests, and fend off the threat of oncoming 'Invadors'.
"Evangelion II D.E.L.T.A Invasion". Part of your completely lethal breakfast.
Riffers: Jarred, David, Adam & Corey.
010: Pokémon Master 02
"You're back. And so convenient too..."
Indeed. Once again, we venture into the realm of Ace's "Pokemon Master". The second part of this many-part series of Pokemon, death and destruction - with a lot of coarse language, to boot. Let's see if this part is as good as the first...
Riffers: Homer, Bohan, Max & Seth.
Cans in fridge: 22
011: WeiRD hOUse 23
[Jarred powers up his Turn Undead ability (You can never be too certain where the vicious Grannie monster is concerned), takes out the Cybersword, and rushes into battle. Jessica powers up a Psychic Shield of Protection Against Evil Grannies ™, takes out Kaha'rid and Shadow Bane, and joins the battle.]
[Five minutes later, Sarah and Adam arrive.]
Sarah: Let me guess... David cleared out the candy bar.
This time, we'll see what happens when some of the Supertron MST an MSTing that they did. FFVIII, 30 inch screens, a Star Wars ripoff, a bunch of reserves, a 200 I.Q. genius, a lost bet, a Mishima, and six teens that aren't having a good time...as usual. A riffing of a riffing of Substitute Saviours, a fic by Pen Pounders. Riffing never felt so gnodab!
Riffers: Corey, David, Jarred and Adam.
Guest Stars: Jessica Mirani, Sarah, Daniel "Silent Dan", and Ryan "Goldfish", Ferguson.
Cans in fridge: 21 (as of after MST)
Occurances of the 'word', "Badong": 9
012: Evaless 01
"Hey get up you. It's time to get up you dork" Asuka bellows as she tears the sheets off of her friend. Asuka's face grows crimson as she slaps Shinji due to the view she just got of his "lower abdominal friend".
"You stupid pervert I didn't mean t get that up!!" yells Asuka.
"I..I can't help it, it's morning. I need to take a whiz or something".
That's right, it's Evaless - a parody based on Shinji's alternate reality from episode 26.
...too bad the author didn't keep up the quality...
...enjoy...well...at least...try to...eheh...
Riffers: Dimitri, Jessica, Cozza and...you'll see...
Cans in fridge: 17
013: A Martian Successor: Nadesico fanfic
"No buts, you're staying!" Seiya declared. "And to tell the truth, you couldn't have gone anyways. See, I've been doing some experiments on the Aestivalis, and uh. . .well, they're not all ready to be flown."
"How many of them are operational?" Jun questioned, seeing any chances for rescuing his dear Yurika flying out the window.
"Um. . .well. . .just three," Seiya admitted.
"Three?!?!?" Hikaru squeled. "But that means one of us will have to stay behind!"
"Not me!" Ryoko declared.
"I'm going," Akatsuki also asserted before anyone else could talk.
"I'll be the third wheel," Izumi muttered, and then broke into absurd little giggles.
This time we MST a Nadesico fanfic...not sure which one, because there's no sign of a title, or an author's name...unless I really look...And this time, we have not four, not six, not eight, but nine riffers. They're going to have a hell of a time...and there might even be a surprise in store...
Riffers: Corey, Ryan, Dan, Jarred, David, Jessica Mirani, Sarah, Adam and Rachel.
014: A Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040 fanfic
Hi, my name is Nene. Nene Romanova. I got a little story here to tell you. I was a Knight Saber once. But that was a long time ago, back in Tokyo, when I was young. Bad mistakes, I made a few. One was very bad in particular. So bad, it almost cost us Priss's allegiance. Now here is some background info so you know how this whole thing happened (I'd hate to not give you the full story):
Here's an untitled BGC Tokyo 2040 fanfic written by...someone...told in the word of one Nene Romanova.
Not much more to say...
Riffers: Dimitri, Jessica, Max, Seth, Sara-Li and Damian.
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