Hi there. It’s me...yes, you know who I am...YES, THAT GUY! Anyway, I’m here again to...well, you know what I’m here for.

Let’s see...hmmm...this one...well, this should be exciting...yeah...

Enjoy!

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[The scene: A large ... cinema, with a front door to the far back to the right. At the front is a large screen, standard with any cinema you care to go to. At the far back in the middle, there is a square hole with a projector pointing through that hole at the screen. Speakers are situated symmetrically around the room. In the middle lie several seats (normal to any cinema) set in several rows across the floor (which is slanted slightly downward towards the screen, by the way), leaving space for two evenly situated isles from the front to the back. A typical cinema ... or is it?]

[Jarred enters]

Jarred: ...hmmm, Screens blank. How odd.

[David enters]

David: Not really, we’re just early, I guess.

Jarred: mm, I guess that makes sense.

?: .....

David: That, too.

[That’s Adam by the way]

[He stands 6'3", with brown hair, red eyes, black shirt and pants, and armour over his left shoulder. Odd, eh?]

[...yeah...]

David: I might go get something to eat.

Jarred: Some popcorn would be nice.

David (sarcastic): Nahh, I’m going to get Graham Crakers.

Jarred: ...yeah...

Adam: .....

David: Quiet, you.

Adam: .....

David: whatever.

[David goes to get popcorn...I think]

Adam: .....

Jarred: seat? Yeah, seems like a good idea.

[Jarred and Adam take a seat in the back row]

Jarred: Well, this should be good. I hope it starts soon.

Adam:.....

Jarred: Really? Oh well, then it should start soon.

?: I doubt it.

Jarred: ?

[They look down a few rows to see ... a pink flamingo...I mean Corey, sitting there, bored as anything]

Corey: I’ve been sitting here for half an hour.

Jarred: And no-one else has come?

Corey: Nope.

Jarred: I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Corey: I’ve had one for twenty damn minutes.

Adam: .....

Jarred: Oh, you don’t want to know.

Adam: .....

[David enters with popcorn and drinks, enough for four]

Jarred: Hey, pass me some of that.

[David hands a popcorn and drink to each of the two, keeping two for himself.]

Jarred: Four? You must have seen him down there.

David: ...who?

Corey: Me.

David:...oh...fancy meeting you here.

Corey:...yeah...

David:...want some?

Corey: Nah, I got my own.

David: Ok, then.

[Corey suddenly disappears, along with his ‘stuff’. Then they both appear next to Jarred and Adam]

Adam:.....

Corey: If this is what I think it is, we’ll have to stick together.

Voice: What did you think it was.

Corey:...This. [fumes]

David: Perfect, just perfect...

Adam: .....

Jarred: Damn right, it is!

Adam:.....crap.

Voice: Well, we have a newbie, today.

Adam: .....

Voice: ...What was that?

Jarred: Nothing you’d like.

Corey: Let’s get this over and done with, shall we?

Voice: Hey, hold on! I haven’t picked one, yet!

[everyone falls upside down out of their chairs...after which, they get right back in them again]

Jarred: WELL, HURRY UP!

Voice: Ok, ok. [sounds of rustling paper] Ah, here we go.

[The door slams shut and locks, the lights dim and the Devil eats some children...I mean the fic begins...quite possibly the same thing, but it’s a matter of opinion]

> New Characters' Nerv Profiles(up to Genesis 0:20)

Jarred: He must mean episode; there were only 0:1 to 0:13

David: Maybe these are extra eps.

Jarred: I hope not.

> 1/ Tom Dyron

Corey: (Homer Simpson) BOO!!!

> Date of Birth : January 9th, 2001

Corey: Nearly sixteen years after me.

Jarred: You’re ancient compared to us, Corey.

Corey: I know, my friend made you.

Jarred: Oh yeah.

Adam: .....

Corey: Oh, I agree.

[Jarred fumes]

Birthplace : San Francisco

Jarred: Home of the sex-change. Hey, did you hear that blonde joke - Why don’t blondes in San Francisco where short skirts?

Corey: ......

Jarred: ...never mind.

> Height : 6'3" 1/2

Corey: And he’s how old?

Jarred: If this is set in the Eva series, ie. 2015, he’s probably about...14.

Corey: 14 and he’s more than 2 1/2 inches taller than me. B@S!@RD!

David: Not me.

Corey: Yeah, you’re like how old? 20?

David: ...shutup.

> Weight : 218lbs

Corey: Can I get that in kilos?

David: $50.

Corey: I said kilos!

David:....uhh...yeah...

> Occupation : Eva-03 pilot/Singer and guitarist in a band

> As far as we know from Tom's profile, he was born in San Francisco about

> four months after the massacre called Second Impact occured.

Jarred: I don’t think it would count as a massacre.

Corey: [pulls a dictionary from hammerspace] Lets see, massacre...M...machicolation...yeah ...mactation...maginot-minded...ok...magister...mahogany...major...malfeasance...man... [flips a few more pages]...massif, too far....here, massacre ‘indiscriminate slaughter, esp. with cruelty: carnage’ [puts dictionary back into hammerspace]

Jarred: ...hmm...I guess that makes sense...

> San Francisco had not been hit by that total disaster and Tom was born a normal kid.

> He lived as a normal child until the biggest earthquake in known history called

> the "Big One" occured on July 4th, 2006 which killed Tom Dyron's mother and

> three year old brother.

Jarred: And on Independence Day, too.

Corey: I bet NSW lotto got in deep shit after that.

[All start laughing...except Adam, who was chuckling, at most]

Voice: I don’t see what’s so funny.

San Francisco was totaly erased as Tom's father found a job in Tokyo-3 and moved there with Tom's best friend, Mike Baners.

> In the end of the year 2012, Tom, Mike and his father moved back to a rebuilt

> San Francisco. But the happiness unfortunately didn't last long as Tom's father was shot down the next year as well as Tom's uncle.

Jarred: Who apparently had been living there since it was destroyed.

> From that moment on, Tom quit school and had to work to live with with a lot of people in the same apartment.

David: Or just with them.

> In 2015, Tom joined a branch of the American Air Force, but passed test and was designed as 6th Children by us.

David: I don’t remember doing that.

Adam: .....

Jarred: It’s either a typo, a dubbing mistake, or Tom split at the last minute.

Corey: He ain’t human if it’s that. Eww.

> He moved back a few days ago at Nerv and is now ready to battle the new threat. Tom's ability to pilot an Evangelion unit is incredible,

Corey (sarcastic): I’m sure it is.

and the new Eva-03 performs a whole lot better than the older model.

Jarred: Yeah, Bardiel finally defeats unit 01 with it.

Corey: And devours it.

Jarred: But Unit 01 never ate Unit 03

Corey: Didn’t say it did.

Jarred: hmm, well, it still couldn’t happen.

David: If the author wants it, he’ll get it.

Jarred: True.

> 2/ Rebuilt Evangelion Unit 03

> Eva-03 has been rebuilt from some of its older pieces and regenerated from that spot.

David: The little one on the wall. The one that just won’t come out.

Jarred: Now we know why.

> Eva-03 now has an improved armor including a blood red hawk on its chest armor.

Jarred: Which is actually the words ‘Unit 03’.

> The black color is now mixed with a little red on some places on the Eva's thorax, neck, and parts of the face.

Corey: So the little red ‘hawk’ is nearly invisible.

> New weapons including the progressive grenades have been added on the Eva's internal belt.

Jarred: Progressive grenades? If it’s progressive like the progressive knife, there’s a good chance it will explode in the Eva’s hand.

Corey: Well, progressive knives have a vibrating blade, don’t they? Unless the grenades contained something like Nitro Gliserine, It would only vibrate.

David: Well, it would be very useless to the Eva, either way, wouldn’t it?

Corey: Yeah.

Jarred: True.

It was created just for battle. It has a lot in common with Unit-01.

Corey: It’s a Nerv Eva. That’s the only similarity I can think of.

Jarred: Lets see: It’s a whole different colour, it looks different, it doesn’t have a horn (It never had one), it has a different number, it doesn’t contain the soul of Yui Ikari, it isn’t piloted by Shinji Ikari (It’s piloted by Tom Dyron, unfortunately), it doesn’t have an S2 Organ, it hasn’t eaten any angels (In fact, it was taken over by one), It hasn’t gone berserk, ever, not that it can’t...but I doubt it can...I can’t think of any similarities, only differences.

David: And so many, too.

Jarred: Well, when I make a point, I go the depths. I go any lengths necessary to do so and I ...

David: Jarred, you can shutup, now.

Jarred: ok.

Adam:.....

Jarred: It’s impossible to be more talkative than Rachel.

Adam:.....true.

David and Corey: Mmhmm.

> This Eva has been equiped to fight in the sea and lava in case of emergency, the pilot can change the equipment from his entry plug.

Jarred: And he can do this, how?!

> Evangelion Unit 03 also has an S2 organ

Jarred: So it does have an S2 organ...figures.

that activates in case the Eva runs out of power

Corey: Convenient.

and in that case, only if the pilot's synchronization goes over 300%.

Corey: Ok, that’s not convenient.

Jarred: That’s just useless. His sync. ratio will never reach 300%.

David: The way this story is going, he probably will. And quite frequently, too.

Corey: And the story hasn’t even started, yet.

David and Jarred: Oh yeah.

But its S2 organ is now controlled by Nerv from distance making the problem of an Eva going berserk theoreticaly impossible except n case of the pilot's fusion with the Eva, phenomenon caused by 400% sync

> ratio.

Jarred: True, it is theoretically impossible...in Hideiki’s Eva world.

David: Of course in Tom’s Eva world, it’s bound to happen plenty of times.

> Same for Unit-01.

Corey: What, it goes berserk a few times, eats an angel and causes 3rd impact?

Jarred: Knowing Tom (and we know a lot about him, even though we only met him a few minutes ago), it’ll probably end up like that.

> Eva-03 is almost as good a unit as Evangelion Unit 01.

David: Not if Tom has anything to say about it.

> The self destruct mode is also controlled by distance in case of the Eva being possessed by an Angel.

Adam:.....

Jarred: Once is enough, thanks.

o 3/ John Baren

> > Date of Birth : July 4th, 2001 Birthplace : Unknown

> > Height : 5'11" Weight : 160lbs

o Occupation : Eva-04 pilot

> Not a lot is known about Evangelion Unit 04's new pilot. What we know is that he used to live in London, England since he was 3, until he was 9. We do know that his real mother has died, and that his real father is not known.His parents in England were adoptive, and he took the name Baren along. He moved to Chicago, U.S.A when he was 9 along with his family and has the

> American nationality too.

Corey: Making him some wacky nationality we call Englican.

Jarred: Or Amerish.

> He pilots the Eva-04 and has done well on the tests so far, but his progress is very interresting since his sync ratio becomes better by exactly the same number of points every time. He is a very special kid,

Jarred: Yes, very special.

but nethertheless, he is a very good pilot,

David: He’s special, but he’s a good pilot.

Corey: Are they calling him a retard or something?

David: It sorta sounds like it, to me.

and we need a lot of Evas right now to fight against the Invadors.

Corey:...the what, now?

David: That better be a typo.

> 4/ Evangelion Unit 04

> Eva-04 has finaly been found in the U.S.A.

Corey: Or finally, even.

We found it in the same place it was lost,

Jarred: Well, there you have it, folks, it was right where they left it.

Corey: (sarcastic) Gee, who would’ve thought?

deep underground. An explanation has been found.

Jarred: [Reading] It’s right where it has been for some time now, since it hasn’t been activited since...well, ever.

The Eva's S2 organ activated as he used his AT Field

Jarred: Or ‘it used its’.

in such a manner that everything around it in a huge diameter disapeared

David: Or disappeared, even.

as the Eva went deep underground in an unexplained manner.

Corey: Here’s an explanation: It fell down a hole.

> We brought it back to Nerv. It looks exactly the same as Eva-03's first model in white.

Jarred: No, the first model was in black.

> Its S2 organ is been worked on the same way as it has on Eva-03 and Unit-01. It is a very stable unit, and we had absolutely no problems with it so far. We know that it looks the same as

> Eva-03, but its cells are not the same, as it is not a copy of Unit-03, which remains one of the most special Eva Units.

Corey: (sarcastic) Of course.

We had to check all of the Eva a long time to make sure that the event that happened in the U.S. that lost the Eva wasn't an Angel possession, so it was a big risk that we took to bring it back.

Jarred: Well that makes...huh?

Corey: Sense, it makes sense...oh, wait, no it doesn’t.

It remains a good Eva, but would not be qualified as one of the best's,

David: Whoever, or whatever, that is.

but one that can be depended on.

> Evangelion II

> D.E.L.T.A. Invasion

Corey: And what would that stand for, hmm?

David: Dreadfull Elves Lick Tom’s Ass

Corey:...ok, I’m a little scared, now.

> Genesis 0:14 : The 6th Children/A New Threat

Jarred: It’s about time the actual story started.

> Friday, September 13th 2017...

Jarred: So it means that Tom’s actually 16

Corey: Still doesn’t explain how he got to be six foot three!

David: I was, by that age.

Corey: Just because I made you that way.

David: Then, why are you so upset about it?

Corey:...never mind.

> It's been about a year and a half since the angels have been defeated and 17 years since the 2nd Impact,

Jarred: Hold it! The Eva pilots are 14 in 2015. They have to have been born one year after 2nd impact. It’s 2017, 2 years later...actually, that makes sense...oops.

Corey: ...Ok...

> and Shinji, Asuka and Rei finally got the chance to live a normal life.

David: If you can call it ‘normal’

> And in the peaceful apartment of Misato Katsurugi,

[All but Adam start laughing]

Adam:.....

[All stop laughing]

Jarred: Wha? Katsurugi? What?!

Corey: Should be Katsuragi.

David: Can’t even get the names right!

we can hear :

> "Wake up, Asuka!!!!!" yelled Shinji.

> "No need to yell damnit!!

Corey: ‘Damn it’ is two words, you know?

Jarred: Or you can spell it ‘dammit’.

Corey: ...sure, whatever.

What time is it?" Asuka responded.

> "It's 8:00, we better run to school, no time to eat breakfast, now get dressed!!" answered Shinji.

David: She better be wearing Pyjamas!

> "You could have told me!!" Asuka yelled.

> As usual, Shinji and Asuka were still fighting. A few minutes later, Shinji and Asuka were on their way running to school just like most of the days.

> "We're gonna be late again, damnit!!!" said Asuka.

> "If you could wake up a bit earlier..." Shinji said.

> "It's all your fault!!" Asuka screamed.

> "My fault? You're the one that always wakes up late!!"

> "Oh shut da hell up!!"

David: (Asuka) And shut the hell up, too.

> "Is it possible to have a normal conversation with y..."

> Shinji bumped in a six footed man on a skateboard.

Jarred: More like six footed mutant.

Corey: Six foot on a skateboard. Probably 5’10” off it.

He had black hair tied in a pony tail, dark brown eyes, and was wearing very large jeans and a T-shirt saying "Rollerbladers Suck!"

David: Well, we know what he hates.

> "I'm sor..." Shinji started saying.

Corey: And he must have been interrupted, he would have finished, otherwise.

> "No need to be sorry, I was in a hurry, don't wanna be late for school." the guy responded.

> The boy hopped on his skateboard and was about to go.

David: I thought he was already on his skateboard.

Corey: He must’ve fallen off.

[...]

[All but Adam start laughing...well, he was chuckling...which, for him, is the equivelent of anyone else laughing their ass off.]

> "Wait!!!" Asuka said.

> "What?" the guy responded.

> "What school are you going to?"

> "Central High"

> "That's where we're going!" Shinji said.

> "What grade are you in?" Asuka asked.

> "11th grade, you?"

> "Us too!" said Asuka in excitement,

Jarred (sarcastic): Yeah, real exciting.

> "What's your name?"

> "Tom Dyron, call me Tom. I'm American."

Jarred (sarcastic): No, really. I was born and raised in Australia but I’m Czechslovakian.

> "Cool, my name is Soryu Asuka Langley, call me Asuka."

> "And I'm Ikari Shinji, but call me Shinji."

Jarred: I’m Jarred, call me...uhh, Jarred.

Corey: I’m Corey, call me a Pizza-man.

David: I’m David, call me anything else and I’ll kick you’re ass!

> "Well, nice to meet you Shinji and Asuka, but we better hurry if we don't wanna be late!!"

> "You're right!!!!" said both Shinji and Asuka.

> And the three teenagers started running again.

> They arrived at school just on time for one of the first times.

> When they came to class, Asuka and Shinji sat down and the teacher said :

> "Class, today, we have a new student, please welcome, Tom Dyron!"

> And Tom walked in :

Corey: (Some kid in class(Homer Simpson)) BOO!

> "Hey, my name is Tom Dyron, I'm American

Corey: Why does he have to keep saying that?

and I just moved back to Tokyo-3."

> "As you kids know, this school was elementary and middle school before, and Tom was in this school since he was 6 until he was 12, so he probably was in this school for longer than most of you. Tom, you may sit next to Asuka."

David: More like ‘have to’.

> "O.K." said Tom.

> Tom took his seat and waited until class was over.

Jarred: Didn’t do any work, though.

David: He’s an SI, he doesn’t have to.

Corey: I’m an SI and I do...well, I would if I went to school.

Jarred: That’s because your author puts some reality in your fics. This one doesn’t seem to know the meaning of the word.

Corey: true...yeah...

[Note: I (the author) would like to point out that this was not to boost my ego. My ego is as inflatable as a fishing net (This isn’t to gain anyone’s pity, mind you, It’s as big as it will ever be and I like it the way it is. I’m alright as a person, but I don’t go bragging and exaggerating about me and my abilities...well I don’t!). I just don’t like authors who put their SI characters in fanfics about shows (and games, etc) and make them heaps better than the original characters of the show(or game, etc). It shows how much of a loser you are if you have to do that. If this is rambling to you, tough shit, bikkies and whatever, I don’t care. :P]

> At lunch time, a kid gave a sign to Tom

Corey: Yeah, the finger.

David: One finger salute.

telling him to come sit down. Tom walked there and saw Shinji, the kid that gave him the sign and another one.

David: I take it Shinji doesn’t like Tom?

Jarred: That’s ok - I don’t like him, either.

> "Hey Tom" said Shinji, "Do you wanna sit down with us?"

> "Sure dude!" answered Tom.

Corey: Dude!

Jarred: Dude...dude.

Corey: (Joe Cooper)...hmm, guess you got a point there, dude.

> "My name is Suzuhara Touji, but call me Touji!" said the kid that had given the sign.

> "And I'm Aida Kensuke, call me Kensuke" said the other kid that was wearing glasses.

Corey: You can tell the writer never did Japanese at school. They reverse the names, last comes first!

Jarred: ...yeah, you tell ‘im.

> They all sat down and ate lunch, Tom was pretty happy to have made friends

> already. When the day was over, Tom was stopped by a group of four kids at

> his way out with Shinji, Touji and Kensuke.

> "We hate Americans, boy, and we're gonna get you!" said the head of the four kids.

Corey: I hate Americans, too, but you don’t see me saying shit like that.

> "Leave em' all to me!" said Tom as he jumped on one of them and knocked him out punching him right in the face. Tom turned around and kicked a second kid in the stomach then on the forehead knocking him out in second.

Jarred: Well, now he’s a karate expert.

Adam:.....figures

> One of the kids ran away but the head took out a switch blade and pointed it at Tom.

Jarred: With what, its mouth?

> "Game over, bastard!"

David: Well, that’s not a very nice thing to say.

> "I don't think so!" said Tom as he kicked the knife out of the kid's hand and took out his own switch blade and pointed it at the kid's throat.

David: And he’s got a switch blade!

Jarred: Well, unlike us, he needs one.

David: ...yeah.

Corey: For a ‘karate expert’ he sure uses too many weapons.

Voice: He only used one.

Jarred: If you’re a ‘karate expert’, you shouldn’t need one.

> "You have 10 seconds to run away!" said Tom.

David: I’ve got more than that.

Corey: Wish we could say the same about leaving this place.

Voice: Who says you can’t leave?

Jarred: That door. [points to the iron vault-like door that is the entrance]

Voice:...Shutup.

> "Never"

> "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4..."

> "Good bye!!!" yelled the kid as he ran away.

[Adam waves at the screen]

> The whole class of Tom came around him congratulating him about his win.

> "How did you do that?" asked Shinji.

> "I kickboxed since I was 12..."

David: And you still needed a switchblade?

> When Tom got out of school, a few men in a black suit stopped him and said :

Corey: (Guy in black suit) We ran out of suits so you’ll have to get into this one with us.

David: That sounds sick.

Corey: I know. [shudders]

> "Are you Tom Dyron?"

> "Yeah, am I arrested?

Jarred: I hope so!

I wasn't the one behind the drug deals in San Francisco, I swe..."

Corey: That sounds a little suspicious to me.

> "We're not here for that.

Jarred: (Tom) NOT HERE FOR WHAT?!

David: (guy in black suit) You seem a little edgy for a guy who didn’t do it.

Corey: (Tom) OK, but what are you guys gonna drive?

> "O.K." and Tom followed.

> The men led Tom to a car and showed him to go inside.

> "Do you know why you moved back to Japan?" asked a man sitting next to Tom.

David: (Tom) I dunno, felt like it, I guess.

> "Do I have the right to tell you?" answered Tom.

Corey: (guy in black suit) ‘Right’ means you get a choice. You have to!

> "We work at the Nerv

Jarred: Well, I work at the Brain, Adam works at the Heart, David works at the stomach...

Corey: And I have to work at the bowel. [starts to cry...well, pretend cry, anyway]

and were asked to bring you at the Nerv HQ."

> "Oh, I was brought here 'cause I'm the 6th children

Jarred: (Tom) the other mes are around here, somewhere.

> and I have been chosen to pilot an Eva, I don't know which one though..."

Jarred: You sure know a lot for someone who doesn’t know a lot.

David: Well, that made...huh?

Jarred: Hey, that’s my line.

David: No it’s not.

Jarred: ...oh well.

> "Good, I see that you know why you're here."

> About 20 minutes later, Tom got out of the car and was welcomed by a woman with purple hair.

Jarred: If this is who I think it is, then it should be blue.

> "Hi Tom" said the woman.

> "Hi Misato, nice to see you again!" said Tom.

Jarred: Yep, should be blue.

> "So, you were the best on the tests, pretty cool."

Corey: No, not really.

> "Yup."

> "It's nice to have an Eva pilot like you that dares to say something."

Corey: No, not really.

> "Why? The others don't?"

Corey: No, not really.

> "Not really, have you met the other pilots?"

> "I've met Asuka and Shinji, but they don't know I'm an Eva pilot,

Corey: No, not really.

I haven't met Rei yet even though I saw her at school."

> "Well, tomorrow, you'll be moving in your new place,

David: (Tom) All by myself?! Won’t I need a crane or something?

Jarred: (Misato) No, you’re an SI, you don’t need one.

David: (Tom)...are you sure?

Corey: (Misato) No, not really.

here's the address." Misato hands a piece of paper to Tom.

Jarred: (Tom) This is a napkin!

David: (Misato) It’s got the address on it!

Jarred: (Tom) Yeah...to ‘Yoshi’s Pizza’.

David: (Misato) Oops, wrong napkin.

> "Thanks Misato!"

> "Guys, tell Rei to come in."

Jarred: Where are they? Outside? In the car park? On a car-lift? On top of the Empire State Building? I’ve got to know these things!

> Misato told to two men dressed all in black. Rei came in and seemed surprised to see Tom there.

> "Hi Rei!"said Tom, "I'm the new Eva pilot."

> "You're the 6th children?"asked Rei.

Jarred: Oh great, now they’ve got Rei saying he’s people.

David: (Tom) Hi, I’m Tom, this is Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom...and Fred...we don’t know where he came from

> "Yup."

> "Well, you two have a nice conversation, here's the address to your new apartment Rei." Misato said.

Jarred: (Rei) Not another ‘Yoshi’s Pizza’ napkin!

> "Thank you." Responded Rei.

> Misato walked out of the room the two were in.

> "So, you're the 1st children?"Tom asked.

Corey: (Rei) No, unlike some people, I only need me to pilot my Eva.

> "How do you know?"

> "Well, I hacked on the Nerv site when I learned I was gonna work here, and I saw all the Evas and Eva pilots, except my Eva..."

All but Adam: SO YOU’RE A HACKER NOW?!

> "Well, I think you should come with me to see Dr. Akagi Ritsuko."

> "Oh, to have other tests?"

Corey: (Rei) No, to inform her that it was you that hacked into the MAGI.

> "Yes."

> Rei and Tom hopped on escalators

Jarred: Or onto them.

David: And they only needed one, too.

and arrived in a room filled with computers, and in the middle stood a woman with blond hair, a black skirt and a blue blouse.

David: Blue blouse? Black skirt?

Jarred: She’s the one always wearing a labcoat. Why change it now?

> "Hi Tom" said the woman, "I am Dr. Akagi Ritsuko, you may call me Ritsuko."

> "O.K. Ritsuko, I'm here to pass tests?"asked Tom.

Corey: (Ritsuko) You seem confident. Too confident.

> "Precisely, so are you Rei,

Corey: Why? She was tested before Shinji and he doesn’t seem to need any.

you both are gonna have a synchronization test, but before Tom, I'm going to check your profile, O.K.?"

> "O.K."

> "Rei, stay here."

> "Yes."

> Ritsuko looked at the profile and was pretty impressed.

Corey: It had lots of pretty pictures.

> "Tom, you're the only Eva pilot with a complete profile,

Jarred: (Ritsuko) We still haven’t figured out Shinji’s age, yet, and Asuka’s weight seems to be unmeasurable.

and your story is pretty sad."

David: (Tom) Isn’t everybody’s?

> "Yeah, I guess you could say that..."

> About thirty minutes later,

Corey: ...and a bucket of KFC and a Coke...

Ritsuko got up and said :

> "O.K. Tom, I don't need to tell you how the test works since you already had one two months ago, and you got the highest 1st timer score, 107%!"

Corey (sarcastic) Only 107?

> "107%?" asked Rei surprised.

> "Yes, impressive, so let's test you again, first in a synchronization test, then in basic weapon training."

> "Yes ma'am!"

Jarred: And who, may I ask, is speaking?

> Ritsuko handed a mallet to Tom.

Corey: (Ritsuko) You will hit yourself over the head with it and we’ll time how long it takes for you to regain consciousness.

David: (Tom, enthusiastic) OK!

> "Inside you'll find your plug suit, your entry card and a watch to tighten the suit in one press."

Jarred: I don’t think it’s a watch.

> "Thanks!"

> Tom and Rei walked to their test entry plugs. They inspired the LCL

Corey: (LCL) Thank you Tom. After looking at you, I can truly capture the beauty of ugliness.

David: (Tom) Aww, shucks.

and got ready.

> "So, how does it feel, Tom?"Ritsuko asked.

Corey: (Tom) I don’t know, I’ve never done it before...oh, you mean the LCL.

> "Just like last time, a little weird, smells a little like blood, but besides that, it's cool!"

Jarred: (Tom) I’ve got a blocked nose so I’m kinda guessing here.

> Rei and Tom started the test. About twenty minutes later...

> "Amazing!"Ritsuko said, "He's at 121% already!"

David (sarcastic) Yeah, real amazing.

> At the end of the test, Ritsuko told Tom :

> "You are incredibly talented!

Corey: (Tom) I know. I rule!

David: (Ritsuko) I said you were incredibly talented. I didn’t say it was at anything useful.

Jarred: (Ritsuko) Plus, I forgot to mention, you’re an idiot.

Corey: (Tom) Woohoo!

> Keep up the good work!"

> "Yes ma'am!" Tom answered.

> Tom and Rei then walked for the next test,

David: (Tom) What does this prove?

Corey: (Ritsuko) That you can walk long distances.

David: (Tom, whining) but I’m tired, my feet hurt, Rei’s boring...

Jarred: (Rei) you’re not a rock concert, yourself.

weapon training. Tom hopped in his entry plug and started training his movements with the Eva. He started walking, step by step, going faster then he started running.

Corey: His first time in an Eva and already he’s better than Shinji...not that I’m surprised or anything.

> "Tom, Rei, for this exercise, you're going to face some of our virtual AT Field users, are you ready?"

> "Hai."answered Rei and Tom.

Corey: That means yes. I wonder if he knows that.

> Tom ran to the first AT Field user he saw. The virtual ennemy raised an AT Field, but so did Tom. The 6th children used his AT to penetrate the enemy's defense, took out his progressive knife and pierced the enemy's heart.

Jarred: There’s a plural in the sentence, but the rest of it ignores that.

David: Bad dubbing. It should be ‘Child’ not ‘Children’.

> "One gone!!" Tom said.

> "Impressive, he already knows the weapons and how to raise an AT, he really is something!"

Corey: He’s done in less than one episode what Shinji took more than twenty to do. Figures.

> Tom then jumped on another ennemy and took out a new Eva weapon, the progressive grenade,

Corey: Which is just a grenade for an Eva...

and threw it in the enemy's opened mouth. Tom ran next to the virtual opponent and closed its mouth watching it explode. The next ennemy that Tom annihilated got shot 6 bullets shoved down his throat.

Corey: Which doesn’t make sense, if you ask me.

Jarred: Noone asked you...course, it doesn’t make sense to me, either.

Rei was doing fine on her side, Tom and her started doing team work. Rei covered him with machine gun shots while Tom jumped on the target and used the progressive ax to chop its head off.

> "O.K., that's enough guys, you won!" Ritsuko said.

> "Rei, you were at 137%, and Tom, I can't believe it..."

> "What? What is my score? Too low?" Tom asked.

> "No, it's 145%!!!!"

Jarred: (Tom) Damn! I knew it was too low!

> The day ended on that surprise.

Jarred: What – he got a 145% sync. ratio and suddenly, the sun sets?

> The next day at school, everything went fine for Tom. But Shinji was sitting alone next to Kensuke during the break.

Corey: Toji was home sick with the flu, that day.

Jarred: Wow, the first scene that didn’t involve Tom.

David: How unusual.

Adam:.....unusaul, indeed.

> "Kensuke? I have a problem...and I can't figure it out."

> "What is it Shinji?"

> "I'm in love... every time I see her, I feel all weird, my heart beats like 200 miles per hour!"

> "It's Asuka, isn't it?"

Corey: (Mr Burns) WHO TOLD YOU!

> "No..."

> "What? You two live together, you always blush when she yells at you,and it's not her?"

David: Why is that such a surprise to you?

> "No, it's not..."

> "Then who?"

> "It's Ayanami..."

> "Rei? Ayanami Rei? Whoa man, you got the toughest girl to go out with man!"

Corey: (Shinji) When did I say I was going out with her?

> "I think you're right, but I can't help it, I love her, man..."

Corey: Who says, ‘man’ anymore?

> Shinji came back at Misato's apartment late that day, but when he got there, he saw five DHL boxes in the new huge room Asuka and he got.

Corey: They borrowed it from next door.

In the room, he saw Tom and Asuka talking. Tom was unpacking his stuff.

> "What the hell is going on here?" asked Shinji.

> "Oh, hi Shinji." Asuka said.

Jarred: (Shinji) That’s not the answer I was hoping for.

> "Hey Shinji." Tom responded.

Jarred: (Shinji) That wasn’t, either.

> "Could I know what's going on here?"

David: (Asuka) Not without us telling you.

> "Well, guess why we got a new huge room, Shinji." said Asuka looking at Tom.

Corey: (Shinji) Misato crashed through the wall again and the next door neighbours decided on a ‘you break it, you bought it’ deal?

> "Huh, you mean he's moving here?" Shinji asked.

> "Yup!" Tom answered, "But I ain't the only one, someone else is moving in too."

David: (Shinji) It’s not the rest of the 6th children, is it?

> "But why?" asked Shinji.

> "Are you dumb, Shinji? He's the 6th children, an Eva pilot."

> "He is? Oh...so, who else is moving in?"

Jarred: If it’s Eva pilots, there’s only one person I can think of.

Adam: .....

Jarred: You got that right.

> "Shinji, you're a stupid one, aren't you? Who else is an Eva pilot?" Asuka asked mocking Shinji.

Corey: (Shinji) Does Toji count?

> "You mean... Rei is moving in?"

> "Yup, you got it Shinji." Tom said unpacking a computer, a stereo, a collection of CDs from the 20th century, a guitar and some clothes.

Jarred: Yep, I was right.

David: Why? She seemed so comfortable in her nice, boring, hospital-room-like apartment.

Corey: Good question.

> "Nice CDs you got Tom, all the Nine Inch Nails, I love NIN!!" told Asuka.

> "So do I!"said Shinji.

All but Adam: SINCE WHEN!?!

> "Hey, Tom, how come you have two Dragons of Doom CDs, I thought there was only one!" Asuka said in surprise.

Jarred: (Tom) I love the band so much, I bought two copies.

> "They just released "Hell in Heaven" a week ago." explained Tom, "Do you guys know who the singer of DOD is?"

Corey: Wouldn’t have the foggiest.

Adam: .....

Jarred: ...nah, It can’t be.

> "No" said both Shinji and Asuka.

> "Then check the name on the cover of "Hatred Through Conformity"."Asuka and Shinji checked the name and looked at Tom with a look of surprise.

> "You are..."mumbled Asuka.

Jarred: ...It is!!

David: How’d you know?

Adam:.....

Corey: The beginning bit? Oh yeah. Guess we should have expected it.

> "He is..."said Shinji having problems breathing.

> "I am the singer and lead guitarist of DOD"concluded Tom.

Corey: (Shinji) It says that you’re the drummer, the bass guitarist and back up vocals.

David: (Tom) No those are the other Toms.

Jarred: (Asuka) In that case, the band should be called “The 6th children”.

> Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Shinji went to open and saw Rei.

> "Huh, hi Rei!" said Shinji trying not to blush.

> "Hey Shinji, hey Asuka, hey Tom."

> Rei walked in as the four teenagers talked about how they were going to organize themselves in the room.

> Misato wasn't home that day. The children went to sleep. The next day, there was no school, they all woke up around 10:30 A.M. Misato was back home and told them all :

> "The four of you, there's something important I gotta tell you."

> "What is it?" Asuka asked.

> "Well, you all were asked to stay here together 'cause a new specimen with an AT Field has been detected by satelite, and your mission is gonna be to "welcome" it, 'cause it's heading towards Tokyo-3, it's gonna impact tomorrow."

Corey: And you can calculate this, how?

Jarred: Oh, the MAGI has it’s ways...

> "Can I ask a question?" Tom asked.

David: (Misato) No You can’t, I’m in the middle of talking!

> "Sure." Misato answered.

> "Well, what Eva am I gonna pilot?"

> "Oh, they didn't tell you?"

> "Nope."

> "You're gonna pilot the rebuilt Eva 03, you know why it was rebuilt."

> "Destroyed by the Eva 01's dummy plug when the Eva 03 was possessed by an angel."

> "How do you know?" asked Misato.

> "I hacked on the Nerv's site when I heard I was gonna work here."

David: (Misato) And yet you didn’t know what Eva you were to pilot?

Jarred: (Misato) You know, hacking into the MAGI is a serious offence and is severely punished under penalty of very harsh punishment...but we’ll let you go because you’re an SI and your author sucks ass.

Corey: ...uhh...well put, I guess.

> "Oh, I see."Misato said, "You guys gotta know that Tom made a 107% on his 1st ever synchro test..."

> "107%!!!!!!????"yelled Shinji and Asuka.

Corey: [holding his ears] Not so loud!

> "Yes, and he made 145% on the one he had last night..." Rei said, "I had the test with him, he was hella impressive."

Corey: Now she’s acting like Cartman.

Adam:.....hella crap!

> "Wait a sec, I might sound dumb,

Corey: What do you mean ‘might’?

but what do those % mean?"

> "Well," Misato started, "the % of synchronisation determins how well you control the Eva, if you have 100%, you can do anything with the Eva that you can do in real life, at 200%, you can do 2 times better, at 280%, a normal person can do anything with the Eva, at 400%, your body and soul become one with the Eva and the chances of getting you back are very low."

> "So basicly, try not to hit 400%..." said Tom.

Corey: (Misato) No! Hit it, by all means.We don’t want you back.

David: (Tom) That’s mean.

Corey: (Misato) I know.

> "Right." Finished Misato.

> The telephone rang. Misato answered.

> "Hello?"

> "Hey Misato, it's Ritsuko."

> "Oh, hi, what's new?"

> "Well, the specimen that's coming to Tokyo-3 will impact tomorrow around 1:30 P.M. so the children have to be at Nerv HQ at 11 :30 to have a synchronization test, get their briefing etc..."

> "O.K. I'll warn them."

> "O.K. Bye."

> "Bye."

> Misato hang up.

David: Except for the impact, that was a pretty dull conversation.

> Same time, Nerv HQ.

> "Commander Ikari, the angels have bee annihilated, what could this be?" Professore Fuyutski asked.

David: Professor shouldn’t have two ‘e’. This is in English, you know?

> "I don't know, but personaly, I think it's another threat, maybe not as bad as the angels, but still a threat."

> "Since it's going to impact Tokyo-3, we have to put the city underground."

> "Right."

> Next day, Nerv HQ, 11:30 A.M.

> The children arrive at Nerv HQ with Misato. They come in the room where Ritsuko awaits.

> "Children, get ready for the synchronization test." Said Ritsuko.

> "Hai!"responded the children.

Corey: Or ‘yes’.

> They all hopped in their entry plug.

David: Or into them.

> About fifteen minutes later.

> "Misato, look at the scores." told Ritsuko.

> "Oh my god, Tom is good! He has 147%! He is already second. Shinji has 168%, Asuka has 124% and Rei 132%. But Tom is amazing for a beginner."

Corey (sarcastic): Gee, who would’ve thought?

> An hour later, 12:45.

> The Children are done with their tests.

> "O.K. Children, get ready. The specimen is going to hit downtown, two miles ahead from where you are going to start. Your job, wait for it to impact, if it attacks, destroy it, if not, stay around it and watch all its movements, got it?"

> "Hai!" The Children all got their plug suit put on and got in their entry plug except Tom that took a good look at his Eva first. The rebuilt Eva 03 looked like the old one with a better armor, shoulder plates and a red hawk on the chest. Tom hopped in his entry plug right after.

Corey: Without putting on a plugsuit, first, apparently.

> It's 1:15.

> "City underground started."

> All the city's buildings went underground. 1:20, Evas are launched. The Evas 00, 01, 02 and 03 run to the Impact place.

> It's 1:25.

Corey: Already?

> "Children, get ready for impact!" Misato ordered.

> "Hai!"

> 5 minutes later, a huge fireball hits the ground near the Evas and makes a crater of about 15 meters of diameter.

> A green building high creature gets up. It has red eyes, long brown legs pierced with holes, a long spiky tail and hands with three fingers. Its head has four horns, one on the forehead, one on top of the head and one on each side.

> "What da fuck is dat?" asked Tom in surprise.

David: “What the fuck is that!?!” would have been more tolerable.

> "I don't know," answered Misato, "but be careful!"

> Suddenly, the MAGI beeped three times as Shigeru yelled :

> "What da??"

Corey: (Rove) What the...?!

> "What? We detected a blood pattern???" yelled Ritsuko.

> "Yes, red blood pattern!!" yelled Maya.

> "The same as a human? How can it be??" asked Misato.

> "The same as a human's or any living thing on earth!" said Ritsuko as MAGI beeped again.

> "What now?" asked Ritsuko.

> "The target is mainly a blood pattern,

Jarred: (Shigeru) Not a being, though, just blood.

but we detected some blue, blood pattern detected as purple!" said Shigeru.

Jarred: ...Ok, this is getting weird.

> "What tha?" responded Ritsuko in surprise.

> The creature put his hand up in front of unit 02 and a yellow light appeared on it. The creature fired and knocked Unit 02 down ten yards away.

> "Raise an AT Field Children and attack!" yelled Misato.

> They all raised AT Fields but the creature jumped on Rei, used his own AT to penetrate Rei's defense, used its tail to pick up Rei's Eva, and threw her away.

David: That easily? They’re doomed.

Shinji and Tom jumped on the creature and combined their Ats

Jarred: Or rather, their AT Fields.

to destroy the monster's field. Tom grabbed the monster by the throat and its tail. The unit 03 went on full power and had 1:00 of power left.

Corey: I’m guessing that’s a minute, right?

Eva 03 used all its strenght and ripped the monster's tail off and threw it away. Tom then put more pressure on the neck to make the monster open its mouth. The rebuilt Eva took out a progressive

> grenade and shoved it down the creature's throat. Tom then forced the monster to close his mouth as he took a few steps back. The alien's stomach exploded and it fell on the floor. Rei and Asuka got back up. 0:20 seconds left of power for Tom.

Corey: It’s :20, or 20 seconds. You can’t have both! It doesn’t make sense!

> Suddenly the creature grew back its tail and got back up and jumps on Tom.

Jarred: The author seems to be fumbling with the tense thing.

> "Be careful, it's gonna self detsruct!!!" yelled Misato.

> "Not in my scenario!" responded Tom.

Corey: (Author) Not in my fanfic!

> Eva 03 used its AT Field full blast to throw the monster away and blow it up!!!

> "Nice job, Tom!" congratulated Shinji.

> "Incredible!" Asuka said.

> "This monster has a lot in common with an Angel, but it's not." noticed Rei.

> "Shinji, you were at 210% synchro, but the most incredible thing was that Tom was at 210% too! You and Tom were in perfect coordination Shinji!"

> "Well Tom, we make a great team!" said Shinji.

> "Yup," said Tom, "but eject my entry plug cuz I got no more power!"

> "Too bad the monster's body was all blown up, we won't be able to analyse it!" said Ritsuko.

> "Don't worry, I have a feeling this one isn't the only one of this kind that's gonna come to get us!" said Tom.

> "He has a good point..." said Misato.

> "You're right, we'll see later anyways!"

Corey: So, Tom fights a...thing, it threatens to blow itself up, he destroys it before it does, gets the highest sync. ratio and gets congratulated by every other character. I should’ve seen it coming.

Jarred: It’s obvious when you think about it.

> Misato's apartment, 11:00 P.M.

> "I fried his ass, whoohoo!!" said Tom making a little dance.

Corey: (Homer Simpson) I’d like to smack that kid!

> "Yup, you got him bad Tom!" Shinji said, "Let's celebrate for Tom's first win on his first mission!"

Jarred: Why, Shinji? Nobody did it for you or Asuka. Why should he get special treatment...oh right, he’s an SI.

> "Hell yeah!!" said Misato.

> "Tom, what do you drink?"

> "Beer if you got some!" Tom answered.

> "Well, you're a lucky one!" Misato said, "Beer is my favorite drink!"

> "Mine too!" responded Tom.

> "Let's put on some music and party!"

Corey: I don’t know about Japan, but here in Oz, you have to be eighteen to drink, not sixteen.

Jarred: Screwy country? [shrugs]

> Tom put on the last CD of DOD "Hell in Heaven" and took his guitar.

> "Misato, did you know I'm the singer of Dragons of Doom?"

> "Yeah, Asuka told me!" Misato answered.

> "Cool." said Tom.

> Tom started getting crazy on the guitar and he sang along the music.

Corey: To everyones dismay.

Misato and Asuka started dancing.

> "Come on Rei and Shinji, dance!"

Corey: (Shinji) Nah, I don’t feel like it.

Adam: (Rei) .....no.

> "We don't know how!" answered Shinji.

> "Bullshit, anybody can dance!" Tom answered.

Jarred: That’s a very strong statement, my friend!

> "If you say so..." responded Rei.

> And Shinji started dancing taking Rei along with him.

David: For a guy who didn’t know how, he’s doing pretty well.

> "That's better!" yelled Tom. "Whoohoo!!"

> Tom played the guitar as he watched the others dance. Then suddenly, he noticed something. He noticed how beautiful Asuka looked and couldn't take his eyes off her. Looking at her, he started playing even better.

Corey: If he could do better, the crappy player that he is.

> Shinji couldn't help starring at Rei all along. Misato was dancing when the phone rang suddenly. Misato answered.

> "Hello?"

> "Hello, Misato? It's Kaji."

> "Kaji? I thought they had killed you!!"

Corey: (Misato) I thought I killed you!!

David: (Kaji) I get that a lot.

> "No, I'm alive. Do you wanna come over tonight?"

> "Where?"

> "The Sunshine Hotel, room 978, ok?"

> "Got it, I'll be there soon."

> Misato hang up happy as hell.

Jarred: Despite the fact that she hates the guy.

> "Kids, I'm going out, I'll be back tomorrow, see ya."

David: (Misato) Shinji, were’d I put my gun?

Corey: (Shinji) On the counter, why?

David: (Misato) It seems I have to shoot Kaji again. He didn’t quite die the first time.

> "O.K. see ya tomorrow Misato!" Tom answered as Misato left.

> Tom continued playing music for twenty more minutes.

> "Guys, I just remembered, it's 11:30 and tomorrow we have school!" said Tom.

Corey: What happened to Sunday?

> "Who cares?" said Asuka. "You did a hell of a battle, we're all skipping school tomorrow!"

> "I don't mind!" answered Tom.

> And they all went to sleep about an hour later. Tom was having a nightmare.

> "No, not the "Big One",

Corey: (Tom) Don’t buy that lotto ticket! It’s a waste of money! NOO!!!

mom, NO!!!!!!!! Mom, don't leave me, don't die! No!!!! I don't wanna leave mom and Joe, dad. Why did they have to die?"

> Tom suddenly woke up and looked out the window and said "Tomorrow's another day..." and he went back to sleep.

Corey: I wish I could go back to sleep that quickly.

> End of Genesis 0:14

[The fic ends...hurray.]

[David starts clapping]

Voice: Why are you clapping.

David: The fics over.

Voice: What, you liked it?

David: Hell, no!

Voice: I didn’t think so.

David: It was gay! It lacked...goodness.

Corey: Let’s see...The author put his own character in a future Eva world...and totally destroyed it. I mean, The story was mostly centred on him. And his abilities, Sheesh! Let’s see: Eva Pilot, hacker, kickboxer, guitarist, singer, skateboarder...I can ride a bike, did some Tae kwon Do, did Drama for five years, nothing that big. You don’t see me going around boasting and exaggerating about it.

David: It drew the focus away from the Evangelions and the pilots and onto Tom. He’s this ‘super-cool’ guy who gets his own custom made Eva. The spelling? It was decent...for a guy who never took a look at a dictionary in his life! And so many dubbing errors.

Jarred: Ok, ...Adam?

[Adam writes something on a piece of paper and hands it to Jarred]

Jarred: [reading] The Plot:

It was fairly good for a piece of crap. The story was mostly centred on Tom. The training and sync. tests were odd, and Tom seemed to be portrayed as a ‘superguy’ with such high sync. ratios. The main battle against the invader (spelt wrongly, by the way) was good...except for the fact that it was short, and, of course, Tom beat it, easily. At times the story was a little rushed. Some scenes could be more described, as well. The beginning bits were more discriptive than the episode itself.

Characterisation:

It was poor. Some of the characters were way OOC, especially Rei and Misato. Since when is Misato happy to see or hear Kaji? And Rei talked a lot more than she usually does. Since when do Shinji and Asuka like Nine Inch Nails? They probably suck. [Normal] I agree. [Reading again] Toji was nowhere to be found, the whole episode. What’s up with that? Not that I like him, mind you.

Overall, it was pretty crap. The spelling sucked. I’ve seen fics with worse spelling, but not many. Too slang, too. Tom is portrayed to be better than anyone else and if there is any better than him, I have a feeling he will surpass them, too. I hate that. The battle would have been better if there was more fighting and description. The way Tom defeated the “Invador” was too convenient. The characters were OOC and were overshadowed by Tom, which is only good for the author, who seems to dislike the cast of the show.

[normal] hmm, that’s one way of putting it.

Voice: And you, Jarred?

Jarred:...wha? Who, me? Uhh, that pretty much says it for me.

Voice: Very well, Go.

[The door unlocks and opens. Jarred, David, Adam and Corey take any leftovers and garbage and leave]

The cinema goes completely dark.

Voice: Sometimes it doesn’t pay to get up in the morning.

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Note from the guy right behind you, AAAAGH! Just kidding.

Note from ME: Well well, there we are. Another one done, at last. I found this fic, previously MSTed at Elmer Studios, and I thought it was good enough for me to riff. Hah. As for the character copyrights (just above), I have official partial copyright over David. I did have a hand in the development of his character, etc. Ask SD! That’s all I can think of to say, right now. Happy Easter. Special coming soon.

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and it’s concept.

> San Francisco had not been hit by that total disaster and Tom was born a normal kid.

> He lived as a normal child until the biggest earthquake in known history called

> the "Big One" occured on July 4th, 2006 which killed Tom Dyron's mother and

> three year old brother.

Jarred: And on Independence Day, too.

Corey: I bet NSW lotto got in deep shit after that.

[All start laughing...except Adam, who was chuckling, at most]

Voice: I don’t see what’s so funny.